I’m just trying to think of the hours for a minimum wage dinner.
Dinner, drink, and an app – no way that’s under $40.
Just a quick five hours of dish washing for barely treating herself.
writingwithwings on
FAFO?
MTayson on
Might walk away with a side hustle
Tainted_Bruh on
Lol that’s some 1980s shit right there.
But from what I heard, Jon Bon Jovi has (had?) a restaurant in Jersey where the homeless or those down on their luck can come in to eat and do dishes instead of paying.
Some orphan-crushing-machine vibes for sure, but it’s better than nothing I suppose.
SoftlyProvokedx on
This joke survives entirely because people think movies are documentaries.
CairoRox on
Plot twist we’re all anyone, just waiting for someone else to say it first.
rarecuts on
r/povertyfinance
SassyIntentions on
Restaurants don’t want random civilians in the back touching knives and chemicals, I promise.
LiaJanet on
Thinking of eating out tomorrow, but only if they still make non-payers wash dishes.
Classic-Astronomer20 on
Thats in sitcoms sir!

Slowdrive5150 on
Had a dude come into my job at the time, old school 50’s style diner, he came in knowing he couldn’t pay, waited until he was done and asked if he could wash some dishes to pay for his meal, we had a 3 compartment sink and not a dishwasher, bro would’ve hated that, but the manager at the time was a decent guy he paid for it himself, just felt like bro put everyone in a bad spot if you can’t afford the meal why go out? Or at least let people know before hand
Rubycon_ on
lmao
FeloniousDrunk101 on
Go through-hiking on the AT in the White Mountains and be first to one of the lodge.
WrapMyBeads on
I think you just go to jail now
zeeblefritz on
Make washing dishes for food a way to eat again?
AngeluvDeath on

We did go to the moon, but you get the idea.
ZetaWMo4 on
My husband is a kitchen manager and no. They do give kids meal or appetizers to a few of the homeless in the area for “security”.
MutedRage on
Maybe try to barter upfront?
Ashy6ix on
Girl, just find you a trick and tell him to eat at another table.
Jamaican_Dynamite on
Don’t do it.
MilleFeuilleG on
I once couldn’t pay because the only card I had on me expired, and I forgot. They took my driver’s license info, and promised I’d pay them another time.
I came back less than an hour later with cash.
Massive_Spot6238 on
Idk but Don’t do this at Waffle House
Diggy_Soze on
No bullshit, if you contacted a fuckton of restaurants in advance and told them straight up you will do dishes for a day in exhange for a meal, you’ll almost certainly find some that are willing to take you up on the offer.
FishSammich80 on
Get a job at said restaurant and after your free meal get “sick.”
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Try it and find out.
Report back.
Take one of the team and let us know
They call the police for theft now. 🙁
I’m just trying to think of the hours for a minimum wage dinner.
Dinner, drink, and an app – no way that’s under $40.
Just a quick five hours of dish washing for barely treating herself.
FAFO?
Might walk away with a side hustle
Lol that’s some 1980s shit right there.
But from what I heard, Jon Bon Jovi has (had?) a restaurant in Jersey where the homeless or those down on their luck can come in to eat and do dishes instead of paying.
Some orphan-crushing-machine vibes for sure, but it’s better than nothing I suppose.
This joke survives entirely because people think movies are documentaries.
Plot twist we’re all anyone, just waiting for someone else to say it first.
r/povertyfinance
Restaurants don’t want random civilians in the back touching knives and chemicals, I promise.
Thinking of eating out tomorrow, but only if they still make non-payers wash dishes.
Thats in sitcoms sir!

Had a dude come into my job at the time, old school 50’s style diner, he came in knowing he couldn’t pay, waited until he was done and asked if he could wash some dishes to pay for his meal, we had a 3 compartment sink and not a dishwasher, bro would’ve hated that, but the manager at the time was a decent guy he paid for it himself, just felt like bro put everyone in a bad spot if you can’t afford the meal why go out? Or at least let people know before hand
lmao
Go through-hiking on the AT in the White Mountains and be first to one of the lodge.
I think you just go to jail now
Make washing dishes for food a way to eat again?

We did go to the moon, but you get the idea.
My husband is a kitchen manager and no. They do give kids meal or appetizers to a few of the homeless in the area for “security”.
Maybe try to barter upfront?
Girl, just find you a trick and tell him to eat at another table.
Don’t do it.
I once couldn’t pay because the only card I had on me expired, and I forgot. They took my driver’s license info, and promised I’d pay them another time.
I came back less than an hour later with cash.
Idk but Don’t do this at Waffle House
No bullshit, if you contacted a fuckton of restaurants in advance and told them straight up you will do dishes for a day in exhange for a meal, you’ll almost certainly find some that are willing to take you up on the offer.
Get a job at said restaurant and after your free meal get “sick.”